There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
