That's when you crack a 10am beer
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Randomize
