marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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