We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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