Say something about gay babies.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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