i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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