i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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