Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
porn star boner night. come get it.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
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