Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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