so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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