come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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