C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
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