chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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