Pregnant stripper...not hot.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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