There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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