Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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