What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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