i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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