clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
She announced her abortion via fbk
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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