did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
