that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
we made out on top of his cat.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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