Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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