you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Damn victory sex feels great
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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