I wanna bring you to show and tell
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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