Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Randomize
