Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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