i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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