But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
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