Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Randomize
