Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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