listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
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