Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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