They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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