first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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