So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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