No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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