So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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