you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
