He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
