You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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