You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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