Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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