is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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