I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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