it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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