ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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