Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
4 words: hood of his car
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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