my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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