She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Drake has all the answers
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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