Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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