Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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