Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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